Monthly Archives: January 2023

Strange Things People Have Insured Over Time… Part Two

26 Jan 2023
Roman
Insurance, Satire
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Welcome back as we explore insurance policies’ most strange, odd, and mystifying aspects! While most of us understand the fine print on any major purchase with a required insurance policy,…

Strange Things People Have Insured Over Time

09 Jan 2023
Roman
Insurance, Satire
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When most people think about insurance, it is typically related to health, employment, vehicles, or a home. We know insurance is crucial to protect ourselves and our finances. What if…

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